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Holy crap, we're so dirty-minded. I thought we were better than that. 
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Nez
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Holy crap, we're so dirty-minded. I thought we were better than that. |
Don't you hate when you have such high expectations of people, and they just tear through them like a surgeon on crack?
...But c'mon. If you got a hot guy in the outfit you LOVE, why not take advantage of it? |
But what if the guy in the outfit you LOVE isn't the guy you want?
And it's this kind of expectations I have that keep me single.
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But what if the guy in the outfit you LOVE isn't the guy you want?
And it's this kind of expectations I have that keep me single. |
Ok, if the guy has the outfit, the muscles, the chival attitude... he IS the guy I want. Maybe not for life, but for the moment.
Expectations are a good thing, they keep you safe. My best friend is a huge slut, so I learn from her mistakes. That's why I'm still a virgin and refuse to go out with this guy that likes me, and I like him back. It's just better to be able to stare and play around with.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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But what if the guy in the outfit you LOVE isn't the guy you want?
And it's this kind of expectations I have that keep me single. |
Ok, if the guy has the outfit, the muscles, the chival attitude... he IS the guy I want. Maybe not for life, but for the moment.
Expectations are a good thing, they keep you safe. My best friend is a huge slut, so I learn from her mistakes. That's why I'm still a virgin and refuse to go out with this guy that likes me, and I like him back. It's just better to be able to stare and play around with. |
Here's to being virgins with animated lusts.
*toasts*
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah.
Why else would a hero's final reward be seven of the purest virgins?
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah.
Why else would a hero's final reward be seven of the purest virgins? |
I would not be given to some man just because he did something good. In all actuality, I do believe I'll wait until marriage... more than likely.
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*sighs*
It's a rhetorical question. In Islamic tradition, if you die doing the right thing, you are rewarded by going straight to Heaven and receive seven of the purest virgins.
When they die.
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And as your reward for leading a good life on earth... MORE SEX!
Haha, I love the way my biology teacher tried to explain sex to us. It was like we were animals.
"Now class. You're bodies are now at a mateable age. The difference is, unlike animals, you have the power to fight your sexual urges... and you don't need to mate to keep up your population. In fact, it would be better if you didn't have kids... we have to much population. Just remember, unlike animals, there are so many other things that you have to take care of when it comes to a baby... and, you don't only keep it for a year and then dump it in the woods like a deer."
I looked over to the guy who sat next to me and I'm just like "Those diagrams he has just make you want to go out and have hot sex don't they?"
He didn't even take his eyes of them, and he smiles and nods.
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Hiliarious.
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That was one of the most uncomfortable classes of the year for me.  |
*would hug you if there wasn't glass and a great distance separating me and you*
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| That was one of the most uncomfortable classes of the year for me. |
*would hug you if there wasn't glass and a great distance separating me and you* |
Weird people have cyber sex, we'll just settle for a cyber hug... but that's as far as I'll go.
I don't want to loose my cyber virginity. |
Especially when you lose it to another girl.
*cyberhugs you*
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