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APK
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:49 pm    Post subject: Some good Disney jokes Reply with quote

No, they really are good, I swear! Laughing

http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-1065.html

And if you have some good ones, go right ahead and share. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line

2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.


*wiggles eyebrows and grins* Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

Don't be so boring. It's onion domes all the way, baby.

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3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

Yes, it would be so cute to give one child a Hebrew name and give the other child an Arabic name wouldn't it?

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1. You're reading this.

But only because someone posted the link and I was getting bored at AgonyBooth.com. Razz

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6. The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.

Pfah. Don't be so quick to single out the biggest guy on deck. I'm betting it was a group effort involving football reruns.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol That take a trip to Disney one was hilarious. It sounds like something my grandfather would do. And he is not blond.

I saw one site that said you would know you are obsessed with Aladdin if you have so much Aladdin stuff your friends call your room the Cave of Wonders, so that gives you away, AG. Forgot where it was, though.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My room has been called a temple/shrine Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I'd like to know is what you're going to do with all your collection. I mean, when you move out and all that. Leave the bed and furniture and take the collection with you? Laughing What if there's no room in your new place?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's why you get a place that can fit that too. Think big Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what would you choose if you had to? Would you prefer to sleep on the floor, and leave your bed to take the collection with you? Like a truly devoted Aladdin fan? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually prefer sleeping on the floor when I don't have my bed, so I'd still take my Aladdin stuff Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found a "you know you are obsessed with Disney when" thread...
http://www.disneyworldtrivia.com/forums/showthread.php?t=282

Whaddaya know. I'm not obsessed.

Oh, lookit. AladdinCentral's very own You Know You're Obsessed with Aladdin thread. Too bad I missed it by... what, four months?
http://aladdincentral.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=268&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Some good Disney jokes Reply with quote

APK wrote:
No, they really are good, I swear! Laughing

http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-1065.html

And if you have some good ones, go right ahead and share. Very Happy


I have one, but I don't dare say it here.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, why not? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AladdinsGenie wrote:
The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line

2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.


*wiggles eyebrows and grins* Laughing


Hello? Room service? Yes, I would like to order Aladdin to my room. Laughing Laughing Hilarious


THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

Oh man Am I in trouble.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What do you want him to bring?"
"Himself" Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AladdinsGenie wrote:
"What do you want him to bring?"
"Himself" Laughing


Nothing but fez Laughing
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