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Tom E. Cannabis · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: My work...

POLICEMAN - Hello. You put yourselves on the side please? Identity control. You have your papers? No narcotics nor of dangerous objects on you? One will excavate you. You empty your pockets in front of us, please?
JAFAR - Shut up, mother fucker of cop!
IAGO - Ah yes, that returns to me Mister the Agent! I have an enooooooormous bag of marijuana!

PHONE'S VOICE - Hello? Mister Great Vizier?
JAFAR - Yes...
PHONE'S VOICE - Aladdin was indeed killed by decapitation, in accordance with your orders.
JAFAR - Excel!
IAGO - On this subject, I have a surprise for you...

IAGO - Ensure you, Jafar! To wish with the Genie to have tons of weed forever, was necessary to think of it!
JAFAR - You said it! After having wished to be the absolute Master of the Universe, I was afraid to be blasé! But now not...

Emmlei · Prince/Princess Joined: 21 Aug 2006 Posts: 184

Pretty good. But the last half are kinda brutal. Fun, but brutal...

AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:08 am Post subject:

....woooooow. That's definitely not something you see everyday, that's for sure Laughing

VampireNaomi · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:15 am Post subject:

I laughed so hard at these. They're brilliant! Thanks for making my day.,
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Syera · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject:

Calluna · Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:47 am Post subject:

The one with the drugs is strangely appropriate in a way. Jafar has a hookah. We don't know what he smokes with it. Laughing

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Tom E. Cannabis · Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject:

I did not understand well the sentence (I speak badly English) and the translators do not translate "hookah". But if the question is "What they do smoke?" then the answer is "Jafar smokes hashish and Iago marijuana".
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Calluna · Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject:

Tom E. Cannabis · Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject:

It one is narguilé, on the picture. Today, one smokes of the tobacco scented inside, the cannabis being smoked in joints or 'bongs' (in France, but I do not know how you call that in the U.S.A.). But at the time, there was hashish. Moreover, Jafar has the behavior and the symptoms of a consumer, to see of a haschischin: eater of hashish - they was downward Arab warriors of Hassan. Not to confuse with the club of the eaters of hashish in Europe (and more particularly in France) XIX century: Victor Hugo, Alfred de Musset, Gérard de Nerval, Honoré de Balzac, etc.
In speed, the hashish is the resin of cannabis: black and sticking paste, and the marijuana is the flowered and dried celebrities of the cannabis: green herb 'heads'.
While hoping to have answered your questions. Very Happy

A new adventure of Jafar (with Jigsaw):

JAFAR - Here... I cannot any more what invent in torture...
JIGSAW - In this case, I am the serial-killer situation. At my hours, I
practise a certain "puzzle play"...
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

Now I'm picturing all the Aladdin cast going to therapy Laughing